Jail Humor

(Last Updated On: February 2, 2020)

Jail JokesJail humor is kind of dark humor.  There’s nothing really funny about being incarcerated. Aarrow Bail Bonds takes this seriously and are committed to helping people get their loved ones out of jail fast, with as little pain and hassle as possible.

Having said that, humor can be found in most all things, including bail bonding and jail related situations. So we hope you enjoy this jail humor blog.

Bank Robbery

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also.
Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”
There were a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said, “My wife got a pretty good look at you.”

You yelled what?

Three prisoners are being executed via firing squad. The police are about to execute the first one when he yells EARTHQUAKE!
The police go running and the prisoner escapes before the police realize there’s no earthquake. Right before they execute the second one, he yells TORNADO!
Of course, there is no tornado, but the prisoner escapes before the police reralize that. It was turn for the third to be executed. The police go “Readyyy… Aim…”. Then, Frank yells “FIRE!”

Another lawyer joke

A man walked into a lawyer’s office. “How much does your advice cost?” he asked the lawyer.
“Fifty dollars for three questions,” replied the lawyer.
“Isn’t that awfully steep?” asked the man.
“Yes,” the lawyer replied, “And what was your third question?”

Georgia Law?

Two men were driving through Georgia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window and WHACK, the cop smacked the driver in the head with his nightstick.
“What the hell was that for?” the driver asked.
“You’re in Georgia, son,” the trooper answered. “When we pull you over in Georgia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car.”
“I’m sorry, officer” the driver said. “I’m not from around here.”
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, he’s clean, gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with his nightstick.
“What’d you do that for?” the passenger demands.
“Just making your wish come true,” replied the trooper.
“Making WHAT wish come true?” the passenger asked.
“I know your type,” the trooper says, “Two miles down the road you’re gonna turn to your buddy and say, “I wish that jerk would’ve tried that with me!”